Real talk, Bulbasaur would be the best pet ever if it was real, let me list you some reasons of why:
- Sleep Powder when you can’t sleep
- Sweet Scent when you are tired or anxious
- Vines to reach far things or lift stuff or swing like Spiderman
- Razor Leaf to cut things or gardening
- Solar Beam would be like a WMD threat to your enemies
- Bulbasaur can take care of other animals
- Doesn’t need food as long there’s sun, so you don’t worry about him.
- Nature control
- Rules over other creatures like a real dinosaur
- It never dies of hunger and its speed doubles under the sun, so you got a scary plant dinosaur in day time
- Won’t flood your home and mess stuff or burn it down, it’s calm and smart.
- evolves to a badass beast
- He’s too freaking strong
- up for hugs
- He’s one of most loyal Pokemon ever
- He can dance
baby boy.. baby.,
me: *taking a test*
my brain: Capri Sun
me: please, focus, I’m literally begging y-
my brain: respect the pouch! respect it! respect the pouch! respect it! respect the pouch! respect it! respect the pouch! respect it! respect the pouch! respect it! respect the pouch! respect it! respect the pouch! respect it! respect th
Here come the most Extra of turtles and tortoises
Indian Roof Turtle, about as close to a dragon turtle as we’re likely to get.
Burmese Roof Turtle, with a banana for a head
Diamondback Terrapin, the Rorschach of turtles
Red-Bellied Short-Necked Turtle, just look at those colors!
Burmese Starred Tortoise, geometrically chic
Radiated Tortoise, also geometrically chic but maybe more art deco
Painted Terrapin, no need to send in the clowns
Leopard Tortoise, breaking the mold with a little art noveau
Bell’s Hingeback Tortoise, “You think box turtles got it on lockdown? Hold my noms and watch this!”
Impressed Tortoise, what it says on the tin
Cane Turtle, otherwise known as “Winner Of Turtle Death Glare Competition Since Forever”
Mata-Mata Turtle, the very definition of chaotic Neutral as a turtle
Spiny turtle, a very sharp and very dangerous boy
Cantor’s giant softshell turtle, a pancake with turtle pieces
Alligator snapping turtle, a real life honest dragon
The last one!!!